Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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