Are we in a gay sports bar?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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