Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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