Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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