just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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