Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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