I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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