Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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