dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
we made out on top of his cat.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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