Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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