operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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