I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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