Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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