So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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