Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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