ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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