Christians are straight up FREAKS
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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