Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Is Oprah even human
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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