New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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