she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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