She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
