Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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