Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Randomize