How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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