Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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