question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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