The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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