white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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