shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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