this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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