remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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