windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We're too hungover to prance.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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