Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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