what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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