not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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