I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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