Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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