I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize