Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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