i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
