I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.