love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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