My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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