I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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