He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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