he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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