I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I have aggressive nipples.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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