Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He? As in you personified your dick?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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