So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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