My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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