best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
