I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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