Your tits are I can't wait for
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
worst night to have a conscience
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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