Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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