it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You left your underwear on the fireplace
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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