I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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