I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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