we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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