what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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